Why Like Dat~~~?

This week marks the 2nd week dat i've been staying at home and rotting the entire day away. Why? Coz my shopping cum bitching cum rotting cum lesbian partner, ahmah, is preparing for ehr exams! *sob* Why am i so pathetic??? I remember i have loads of friends! Where are they? Not onli do i not have friends now... I have no money too! *sob again*

I have no friends, i have no money, i have no love, i have no luck, i have no life, i have nothing. What i do have... is bad hair day everyday. F*ck man! =(

Since i have no one to accompany me during this tormenting period of time when ahmah is preparing for her papers, i turn to my computer, which is actually not of much help coz it keeps hanging, with the hope of finding some fabulous game or hilarious videos dat may keep me entertained for hmm... say... 10 hours? Sadly, i always forget dat i suck at games which requires the usage of brains. See, its been more than a year since i graduated from poly, resulting in severe decrease in the usage of my brain cells, which eventually, led to their death. =(

So i can onli look back at all the pictures taken 'nong nong ago'. Dat, was probably one of the cleverest things i did this 2 weeks. Not onli did i managed to retreive part of my memory, by looking at the photos of course, i found some ridiculously funny photos. ahAhAHa.

Before i post them up for ur enjoyment, i would like to first extend my apologies to those who i included.

For instance.. Ahmah.

Ahmah, WO DUI BU QI NI~! I do love u k. Its just.... I really have nothing to do.. and... there those pictures are.. tempting me to post them.. Take it as a form of... publicity? Remember when u asked me to guess the answer to ur ambition and wad i guessed.. ahAHaHAh.. If u're not able to fulfil ur career goal, u might wan to consider the path i suggested with these fotos? ahAhAH.. =) Dun hate me. I love u.

Ok.. Now dat we're done apologising.. i shall give everyone a brief idea the kind of photos i'm gonna post. Well, u noe how we humans love taking pictures of ourselves.. Every time we do something interesting, or go somewhere out of singapore or during gatherings, we always take lots of pictures to 'remember and capture the moments'.... Yah.. But, however nice and pretty we pose, there will always be some idiotic photographers who, i have no idea why, refuses to give count! So, there's always pictures of us ending up looking like idiots and retards. These fotos are usually either burnt, torned up or kept deep deep deep in our cupboards to prevent the outside world from seeing us at our worst. Today, i am here to brighten up everyone's day by posting some of my share of fotos of this nature. I hope u guys enjoy.. And... I Do have a life ok..

Maybe we'll just start of with something.. less disturbing.

Wads with my hair... Bad hair day lah!


Another bad hair day... nothing new.. Wad was i thinking.. going to work with THIS hairstyle..


And now... the real fun begins.. ahAhaHa.. i figured if i post other's fotos i'll be receiving lots of phone calls and tags scolding me.. so... i shall sacrifice and post mostly MY pictures and spare the others. ahAhaHAha... Ok.. i'm not sparing those close to me.. ahAhaH.. co zi noe they love me too much to be angry with me. =)

If i'm not wrong, the photographer of this particular foto is either Mingwei or Chris Gan. Just look at my face! Can't u tell i'm NOT ready for my picture to be taken?!?! I look like a complete IDIOT!


And then dat idiotic photographer continues to take shots without warning.. and ahmah became the 2nd victim.. ahAHa.. just look at her... sOoOoOOo happie. ahAHahahahhahaa


Can i oso sae its rude to take other people's pictures when they're unaware?? WTF.. I noe u wan to 'capture the moment'... but can u at least inform me so i can do something about my HAIR?!?!


I'm in the midst of CHEWING my food and u took my picture! How inconsiderate!! =(


I noe who the photographer of this picture is.. MR Leong QiuYing. Make me angry so i shall address her as MR.


Qiuying's work again. Rude girl. Everytime take my pictures secretly. So Rude! Look at my Face!!!!!!! WTh!!!! ROAR!


No worries.. i noe how to get back to qiuying.. ahAHhaah..

Hello~~ Qiuying~~ SLEEPING AH?? Wake up leh! ahAHahAHhAHah


And another one of me. Why do i always let myself become a victim in this kind of situation~


U guys dun even cut me some slack on MY birthday~ 4 of us here.. and I have to look the worst.


Heh Heh... i have my photographer moments too!!! Not bad eh~? Look at how shocked i managed to portray Chris! ahAhAha


Ahmah... Is it reallllllly dat bad~~~ ahAHaHAh...


Oh Look! Here's one where both me and ahmah are TOTALLY unprepared!!! Chris is another RUDE person! Give COunt People!!!!!!!! See wad happens when u dun give count??? U get scary pictures!


And lastly... i have ONE more pic to post... but.. im weighing the pros and cons of posting the pic up here. Ahmah'll definitely kill me. Without a doubt. And i tink she's not going to speak to me until year 2010 once i post the pic up.. But.... But..... Its so damn blardy funny.... and its like the climax as well as s summary to my entire post. Wads a story without a good climax and summary rite~~~~~~ hMm... Maybe i shall post it up.. let ahmah screen through... if she decides to be kind and forgive me, all's well. You guys get pure entertainment. If not, too bad. ahAHah...

I'm SORRY AHMAH!!! I LOVE YOU... But u in this pic... i dun love. ahAHaHAhAHaAH... No worries though! I will help u kill the person who took this foto. I swear. *And i swear~ By the moon and the stars in the sky~*

KaoBei-ed @
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